Best Baby Sayings

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Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month. — Wernher von Braun
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Unknown Author
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man… — Dave Barry
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh. — Bob Monkhouse
I brought home a baby without telling [husband John McCain], and he not only took it in stride but loved it, immediately embracing Bridget, who… — Cindy McCain
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. — Mignon McLaughlin
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and… — P.J. O'Rourke
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast… — Mark Twain
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. — Samuel Hoffenstein
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky Are also on the faces of people goin' by I see friends shaking hands saying,… — Louis Armstrong
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. — Mark Twain
Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was… — Liv Ullmann
The system isn't working when 12 million people live in hiding, and hundreds of thousands cross our borders illegally each year; when companies hire undocumented… — Barack Obama
Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. — Shannon Fife
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your… — Paul Reiser
I'm so lost without you. Feeling lonely, scared & cold. I'm so lost without you. Tell me baby, when are you coming home? — Unknown Author
To Harald, may God forgive you and forgive me, too, but I prefer to take my life away and our baby's before I bring him… — Lupe Velez
We had a death pact, and I have to keep my half of the bargain. Please bury me next to my baby in my leather… — Sid Vicious
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking. — Eugene Mirman
The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him,… — Eleanor Roosevelt
If anybody ever called our number, it would be picked up in less than 2 rings with a friendly voice answering, "CD Baby." From 7… — Derek Sivers
I should try to be strong, but baby, you're the right kind of wrong. — LeAnn Rimes
I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now — Matt Nathanson
A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. — Eda LeShan

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