"Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?" — Steven Wright

More Hawaii Quotes

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• I'm of Filipino, Spanish, and Chinese descent, and was raised on Hawaii. — Tia Carrere
• In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show,… — George Carlin
• There are several states where you can get married. But I think I can say without fear of contradiction, 'Paradise… — Neil Abercrombie
• The mindless rejoicing at home is really appalling; it makes me fear that the first blow against Tokyo will make… — Isoroku Yamamoto
• Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States. — Lee Corso
• We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious. — Josh Holloway
• In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a… — Stephen Collins
• Running gives me a clearer perspective on the world ... I've always seen the world by running, and that has… — Grete Waitz
• Life is very nice in Hawaii. I rent a place that has its own cottage so when my friends and… — Jorge Garcia
• If there's a Disney animated feature based in Hawaii, I knew I had to be part of it. I'm very… — Tia Carrere
• I was in Jersey when the whole World Trade Center thing happened and I felt powerless. So, I went to… — Michelle Rodriguez
• Hawaii is a beautiful place to bring up a family. — Henry Ian Cusick

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