"The sun got confused about daylight savings time.……" — Steven Wright
"The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows."
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- The trouble with people like Tony Blair is they get confused, they think intelligence is education when they're two different… — David Bailey
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- Nature is a temple in which living columns sometimes emit confused words. Man approaches it through forests of symbols, which… — Charles Baudelaire
- Pride in a man is confused with dignity; in a woman, with self-love. — Jose Bergamin
- I'm a singer, not a politician, and I think you don't want the two to get confused. It's not OK… — Bono
- I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. — Daniel Boone
- I have a problem when people say something's real or not real, or normal or abnormal. The meaning of those… — Tim Burton
- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. — George Carlin
- I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever. — Jim Carrey
- I'm not sure if it's good to have freedom or not. I'm really confused now. — Jackie Chan
- It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how… — Agatha Christie
- I'm a spokesman for myself. It just so happens that there's a bunch of people that are concerned with what… — Kurt Cobain