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Sarcasm Quotes by Rakii Retondo
- Shit happens... Specially when I see your face!
- Fuck YOLO. -Cat
- You don't know that you're beautiful? Yeah, cause you're not!
- Your tits are bigger than your brain b*tch!
- Too much love can kill you.. But what kind of love did you mean? By making love? That'll make you live and make another new…
- When your ex says, 'You will never find anyone like me.' Reply with, 'That's the point!'
- Please smoke right in front of me. It's fine. Asshole!
- Great minds think a like. So I bet you know what I mean
- I'm a nice person... I swear. but once you step on my limit then a demon will slap your face
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- Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. — George Ade
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
- Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman
- Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. — Ambrose Bierce
- The covers of this book are too far apart. — Ambrose Bierce
- Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. — Ambrose Bierce
- Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. — Victor Borge