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- Dear America, why don't you run on me instead of donuts? Sincerely treadmill
- Some people are as useless as the 'g' in 'lasagna'
- When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say, 'You hit like a bitch'
- I'm a girl who wants to make a very large difference in what we today call society. However, that means changing or inspiring those who…
- My intelligence had always been above par with most people around me. For their sake, I used to hold myself back.. Stooping down to their…
- Its hard to be sucka-free in a world full of lollipops.
- Let's face it, it's not really an addiction until you've had to suck dick for it!
- Physics would have been much easier if... Tree had fallen on newton's head instead of the apple
- The word Cunt was added to the dictionary to describe people like u..
- She: How do u feel about women's rights? Me: Idk.. I like either side..
- People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep shit..
- The pain when you open your wallet and find it empty..
- What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone and throw my…
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