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Sarcasm Quotes by Pretty Ladii
- Being fat lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
- Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look my way.
- Throwing fertilizer at these hoes so they can grow the f*ck up!
- With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list.
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