Sarcasm Quotes
- Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. — Mark Twain
- We have the best government that money can buy. — Mark Twain
- Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. — Mark Twain
- I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain
- Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. — Mark Twain
- Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. — Mark Twain
- Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. — Mark Twain
- Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. — Mark Twain
- I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. — Mark Twain
- A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. — Gore Vidal
- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. — Oscar Wilde
- One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. — Oscar Wilde
- To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. — Oscar Wilde
- I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. — Oscar Wilde
- The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. — Oscar Wilde
- Why was I born with such contemporaries? — Oscar Wilde
- It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. — Oscar Wilde
- He has Van Gogh's ear for music. — Billy Wilder
- I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. — Ludwig Wittgenstein
- A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. — Frank Lloyd Wright