Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. — Cassandra Clare
They didnâ€™t have novels back then. (Tory) History says they didnâ€™t have books, yet whatâ€™s this thing in my hand? Itâ€™s square, bound paper thatâ€™s… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You really donâ€™t want to take that tone with me. (Varyk) Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous. Angry. Snide. Aggravated.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. — Sarah Rees Brennan
I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke.… — MaryJanice Davidson
You know, your sarcasm isnâ€™t appreciated right now. Iâ€™ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell me,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. — Oscar Wilde
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? — Ernest Hemingway
Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?" "It sucked." "Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks. "It really sucked,"… — Simone Elkeles
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. — Mae West
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. — Derek Landy
Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others. — Gayle Forman
This was why I was here. This was why I would take whatever reception waited for me when I got back. Because, underneath all the… — Stephenie Meyer
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. — J D Salinger
It wasn't sarcasm." Graves blew out a cloud of acrid smoke. "It was pointing out a fallacy in your logic, babe." Anna's jaw actually dropped.… — Lilith Saintcrow
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. — Mark Twain
Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death." He blinked. "There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright… — Cassandra Clare
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. — William Faulkner
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target — Ashleigh Brilliant
My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction. — Rosemary Clement-Moore

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