Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

Idiots in the world. — ObeyMzzKirlene
Dear America, why don't you run on me instead of donuts? Sincerely treadmill — LyLe
I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people — Avalon
We really need a sarcasm font on the internet!! — Rachel Copeland
When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you — Ana Chable
Sweet as sugar, hard as ice, hurt me once, ill kill you twice — Ana Chable
Some people are as useless as the 'g' in 'lasagna' — LyLe
Some ppl hate philosophies like hell. They see philosophies resulting from impractical cognitive concatenation of wise brain. The fact is their inability circumscribe them to… — Vashisth Modi
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth just like stupid falls from yours — Ana Chable
My Knight in shining Armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil — Ana Chable
When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say, 'You hit like a bitch' — Ana
If you dont have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically — Ana Chable
The most unorganized place is the woman's bag. — Charles Elba
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. — Priyanka
'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me.... — Blondie:)
Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into the fucking pub. — Amit Verma
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once and only once...… — MrCountry
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face. — Simi Ngr
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your full of shit.… — Zabi Khojazada

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