Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

Some sarcasm is best told simply. — Kevin Hart
Shareholder meetings are not usually the occasion for utter candor - or for that matter, arch sarcasm - by chief executives. — Alex Berenson
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I… — Kurt Fuller
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into… — Jeff Ross
So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape… — Ellen DeGeneres
I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to… — Bill Hicks
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent. — Dr Tony Giles
Its all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then its a new game; hide and seek. — Orebela Gbenga
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. — Orebela Gbenga
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, youre a tool. — Orebela Gbenga
She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. — Wandini
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. — Nikhil Saluja
If you are insulted for your sarcasm, that means you hit the target you killed the person you mocked on. — Ilkin Santak
Go ahead, judge me. Just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life! — Michelle Villaflor Amante
Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper — Hussein Nishah
SARCASM means the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.. — Fahad
If one loves to hear 'Praises' then one should be able to adapt with Sarcasm, though being bitter, sarcasm has a path which leads to… — Nidhi Saini
I won't insult you even though you just earned one. — Terry Mark
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. — Superman

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