"She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me:……" — Wandini
"She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
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50 Quotes by Wandini
Wandini has 50 quotes on this site.
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Askhole A person that constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
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The day you finally decide to LOVE me will be after the day I have given up on chasing you.
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KARMA No need for revenge, just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will screw up themselves and if…
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Warning: Dangerous road ahead HEART IN CONSTRUCTION.
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One day you will see me and say, ohhh what I missed, and I will glance back at you and…
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Proverb of the day: If you have loved someone, that person who was your world your everything your home but…
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If your partner says to you, I need time and space. Be generous in gift giving. Buy a watch and…
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If you forgive too many times people will get in the habit of hurting you.
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If your ex tells you, You will NEVER find someone like me, Respond, That's the idea.
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Your world is an illusion. Actions speak louder than words. Is ok to dream if you make things happen--stop dreaming…
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Did you like my fall? Let me buy you a first row ticket so you can see how quickly I'll…
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You're the only authority over your own life, never let anyone decide for you.
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More Bed Quotes
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I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks…
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I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel…
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same…
— Michele Bachmann
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I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back…
— Antonio Banderas
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I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as…
— Tallulah Bankhead
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The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival…
— Djuna Barnes
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
— Roseanne Barr
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Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a…
— Lynda Barry
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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to…
— Bernard Baruch
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This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our…
— George Ade
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