Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. — Steven Wright
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. — Paul Newman
Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable. — Nick Hornby
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. — Cassandra Clare
Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin. Don't die. I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. Kat scoffed at his sarcasm. What are you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or… — Eoin Colfer
The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name. — Arthur Conan Doyle
Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." "Really?" the… — Cassandra Clare
Nature wishes that woman should attract man, yet she often cunningly moulds into her face a little sarcasm, which seems to say, 'Yes, I am… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
And then what? Said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Ms. Lane, I didn't mean to wrinkle your lovely blouse. May I press that for you?' Or… — Karen Marie Moning
Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak. — John Knowles
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. — Christopher Moore
My plea is that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight...I am asking that we look a little deeper for… — Gordon B. Hinckley
there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up? — Cassandra Clare
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. — Christopher Moore
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. — Christopher Moore
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. — Oliver Goldsmith
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. — Laurell K. Hamilton
Don't you have class today? (Kyrian) Boy, I'm a backwoods Cajun, I ain't never got no class, cher. (Nick) (He cleared his throat and dropped… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Alright, you'll get your bonus, buy play nice with her. Keep your sarcasm to a minimum. (Kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord and Master. Be nice… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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