Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 295 authors

Oh yeah, youâ€™re a regular sage. Shouldnâ€™t you be sitting on a mountain somewhere cultivating a long white beard waiting for knowledge seekers to come… — Jacquelyn Frank
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story — Ashleigh Brilliant
As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak. — John Knowles
But I'll be fine. I'll be with Tod. He's a good guy, you know." He just hides it under all the sarcasm and curls. — Rachel Vincent
What's in the cave, Russell?' Madigan asked with heavy sarcasm. I shrugged. 'Rocks. Lots of 'em.' 'Don't patronize me.' His voice lowered to a hiss.… — Jeaniene Frost
Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes. — Christine Warren
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. — Chuck Klosterman
The best way to measure the loss of intellectual sophistication - this "nerdification," to put it bluntly - is in the growing disappearance of sarcasm,… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
There are too many confusing things present. Things I know. Thoughts I have. Sarcasm. Things I think I ought to be doing and places I… — Erlend Loe
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. — Groucho Marx
That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our family?" "Weapons," Frank… — Rick Riordan
We had and incident. I took care of it." "Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without… — Cassandra Clare
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. — Cecelia Ahern
How did that go?â€™ he asked. â€˜Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?â€™ â€˜Fabulous,â€™ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. â€˜Weâ€™re planning… — Eoin Colfer
He didn't see me looking at him, but I could tell the ceremony was having the same effect on him. He was enraptured. It was… — Richelle Mead
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication. — Rick Yancey
Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,â€ I said, already feeling myself warming up. â€œAnd delivered to me entirely without pain.â€ The Morrigan sucker-punched me… — Kevin Hearne
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos. — Antonin Artaud
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race. — Henry Ward Beecher

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