Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

About time," Christian said. "Lissa and Adrian get the market share on worrying about you, but they're not the only ones. And someone needs to… — Richelle Mead
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt — John Flanagan
If you want to know the Correct term for me, I'm a Dark-Hunter." Nick digested that word slowly. "Which means what? You hunt darkness?" "Yes,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay thick and heavy… — Lora Leigh
sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them. — David Foster Wallace
with a touch of sarcasm. â€œGlass is an amazing material. Versatile, — Maria V. Snyder
Oh, dear me." Nathalie sank back down in the chair and examined her Uggs. "The sarcasm could've started dripping off her and stained the floor.… — Lilith Saintcrow
There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm. — Jim Butcher
You aren't worried are you?" "Why should I be worried? It's just another day in the neighborhood. You know - bombs, fires, people shooting at… — Christine Feehan
Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?â€ My sarcasm whistled right over his head. â€œI would be delighted. While… — Ilona Andrews
That's enough of that," Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up. Only instead of carrying me to my bed and setting me… — Meg Cabot
Did you hear about the recently discovered temple in the Sudan ?" I stared at him. "Yeah. I'm a regular reader of National Geographic." Ol'… — Michele Bardsley
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. — Jeff Lindsay
Sarcasm is always at someone's expense. — Veronica Roth
Iâ€™d better get going or Valek will be wondering where I am.â€ â€œYes, by all means go. I noticed you and Valek have become close.… — Maria V. Snyder
I did not understand that she was hiding her feelings under irony, that this is usually the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
And sometimes, if I was really, really lucky, heâ€™d smile at me. A real smile, tooâ€”not the dry one that accompanied the sarcasm we tossed… — Richelle Mead
There is a great need for a sarcasm font. — Darynda Jones
This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie. — Arthur Conan Doyle
Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't want to have… — Cassandra Clare

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