Sarcasm Quotes
- If anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body. — Ramandeep Singh
- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. — Nikhil Saluja
- Yes! I'm Poor! I'm So Poor That I Can't Even Afford Free Stuff : D — Rayo Saran
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? — Nikhil Saluja
- When the Wise man points at the moon... the idiot looks at the finger... — Avinash Wandre
- Swearing is unattractive. I'm not attractive anyway so fuck off. — Paperjam
- Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work! — Nishan Panwar
- If someone doesn't like me, that's fine. It just means one less person I have to be nice to. — Nikhil Saluja
- The word Cunt was added to the dictionary to describe people like u.. — Unknown Author
- She: How do u feel about women's rights? Me: Idk.. I like either side.. — Unknown Author
- People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep shit.. — Unknown Author
- The pain when you open your wallet and find it empty.. — Unknown Author
- What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone and throw my… — Unknown Author
- Showing your cleavage doesn't fix your face, dear. :) — Paperjam
- Isnt life just fan-freakin-tastic? *Insert heavy sarcasm* — Ramandeep Singh
- Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. So said by the idiot who can't understand it. — Ramandeep Singh
- The world's happiest couples never have the same nature. They just have the best understanding of their differences! — Bernajoy Vaal
- I really hate it when I'm in a good mood and suddenly something bad happens and ruins everything — Crystal Jones
- Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to call me sir… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling