Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

What? Nothing to say? No pithy wisdom? No lofty moral judgments? — KE-PA
Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me. — Shifu
I speak 3 languages: English, sarcasm and sexual innuendos. — Jhiess Krieg
I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm. — Sara Gilbert
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants. — Kelli Jae Baeli
Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it — Thomas Carlyle
My intelligence had always been above par with most people around me. For their sake, I used to hold myself back.. Stooping down to their… — Zero
Im the kind of person who thinks that sarcasm should be bottled and sold in department stores. — Cellan Slarcas
LIFE IS A BITCH SO LEARN HOW TO FUCK IT — Lil Wayne
Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat. — Laura Pedersen
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm… — Jarod Kintz
The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. — Kelly Creagh
Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously f*ck you up. — Ice T
Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point. — Ottilie Weber
I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY OF TELLING YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU BITCH! — STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ
I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU b''CH. — STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ
SARCASM: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it. — Itsme867
You sarcasm everybody in front of your mirror, please stop being stupid in front of me. — Diana Yan Manan
Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free.. — Diana Yan Manan
Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror? — Diana Yan Manan

Who Wrote These Sarcasm Quotes

301 authors contributed a total of 519 Sarcasm Quotes, led by these top contributors: