Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

All I can say is, forgive me for I know exactly what I do. — Nicole Hill
If pain is pleasure, ima make you shed tears. — Syoung
Great minds think a like. So I bet you know what I mean — Rakii Retondo
I'm a nice person... I swear. but once you step on my limit then a demon will slap your face — Rakii Retondo
I suggest you stop talking to me, your ignorance is contagious. — Syoung
Complaining about wanting a relationship just makes you look more desprate then you are. — Syoung
Someone asked if I was listening to them. Yes I am. I said. It's not like I would rather be doing something worse. — Music
I hate when people ask me: What happened to the sweet old you? Well, bitches like you killed it. — Airyell Speaks
My parents always told me, if I dont have anything nice to say,dont say it at all. Some people wonder why I'm so quiet around… — Syoung
Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea. — Syoung
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and smiles* — Nicole Hill
Favorites dont shake the world..i Do. — Syoung
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the… — Shantanu Arora
So is it wrong that I only accept people's request when they are loged off? Just in case there ugly..i can delete them. — Syoung
I think my parents are getting to think that my phone is my eye controller..if they take it away from me, I get there uninvited… — Syoung
Twinkle, twinkle little star, who the fuck you think you are?! — EwshyCrazyness
I wish I had a sign that read, This is a Drama Free Zone, so please take it somewhere else. — JREYES
You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks. — Mario Tomasello
I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin. — Ryan Swain
Its hard to be sucka-free in a world full of lollipops. — DMX

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