Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

No the dress doesn't make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else's opinion definitely makes you seem shallow! — Simi Ngr
Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left — Blossom
American Indigence- Seeking or wishing to have more hands to reach out to fill the bottomless void from which there should be a human spirit. — Mark Maliszewski
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? - — Babloo
No food for lazy men,uh huh! Well, in my country they own grocery stores — Nwori Joshua
Your sarcasms brings out the wit in me,your critics d best in me,your taunts d drive I need,MY ENEMY! Oh! MY FRIEND. — Nwori Joshua
I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about. — Dyllan
Lets post quotes off of songs and NOT think for ourselves. — Karishma Brahmbhatt
Nixon is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree and then mount the stump to make a speech for conservation. (on… — Adlai Stevenson
How could they tell? (on being told that Calvin Coolidge was dead) — Dorothy Parker
Before you assume try this crazy method called asking — Chinier Bennett
I'm going to eat something I found on the ground ... and when I do, I'm going to say Yum Yum! — Higher Grounds
I checked my emotional closet ... the shelves are empty. — Higher Grounds
If I can't kiss my own ass what makes you think I'm going to kiss yours? — Nicole Hill
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligently beyond your understanding. — Camilia
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people dont know how to play chess — Kendrick Cole
When I anger people I'm like Wow , do I have that much power over you ? . — Sonya Parker
My life is my business and you're fired. — Sonya Parker
Don't you just LOVE rumors, they tell you so many awesome things you didn't even know about yourself! — Abhishek Tiwari
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar

Who Wrote These Sarcasm Quotes

301 authors contributed a total of 519 Sarcasm Quotes, led by these top contributors: