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Sarcasm Quotes by Eddie Izzard
- If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to…
- The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
- Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look…
- I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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