Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements. — Paballo Nhambiri
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. — Michael Angelo De Leon
If you want to argue with me, BRING IT. I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON. — Michael Angelo De Leon
If you wait for the waiter in the restaurant, Aren't you a waiter? — Michael Angelo De Leon
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx
If you have nothing nice to say, shut up — Claire Faustina
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz
Give A Man A Mask And He Will Reveal His True Self. — NizamShahbaaz
Every Puff Of A Smoke,Keeps Your Heart Healing.Keeps Smoking. — NizamShahbaaz
Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz
Alright. I'm shamed. You can stop pointing. — Green Monk
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk
Is it Armageddon yet or did I miss it? — Rock Cowles
Q. Why is it you remember everyting, especially after an argument. A. Because I pay attention, you should make the same effort. Q. Why do… — Cristine Shye
If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be a Christian. — Mark Twain
Sarcasm is my natural defense to fucking retards. — Green Monk
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. — Uknown
Life is a luck coin, once you're thrown into the pond..only you can make your worth the most by making it to the people's mouth.… — Zacomh
I'm a girl who wants to make a very large difference in what we today call society. However, that means changing or inspiring those who… — Skye
I think you and I got off on the wrong foot, I' tell you what: take your best shot, and we'll call it even. — KE-PA

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