Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

If you bring the balonga..,believe ima bring the goddamn beef. Ima bring the whole cow. — JORdinary_[Ws)
Critics are the biggest haters, movie critics I'd love to read your script, Food critics I'd love to taste your recipe. — GuyCode
Let's face it, it's not really an addiction until you've had to suck dick for it! — -Fran Lupo
I love drinking....water. — JORdinary_[Ws)
Somebody point me to the best ass eataaa ! — Nicki Manaj
The human race is lucky I'm a nice girl, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. — Airyell Speaks
Reality What Keeps You Down Low, Sarcasm What Keeps You Up. — Ishanth Ahmed
She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start ..... — Rudy Espinoza
Don't you hate it when your lying in bed with your eyes closed and someone says your name and you say what and then they… — Harriet Morgan
It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it... — Meryannn Ulrick
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
Bitch I'm Not Impressed , you must have got the Wrong Impression — Syoung
Look! I know who I am. When I want a second oppinion, I'll ask you! — Mac Measy
New STD called Feelings.. don't catch em — Syoung
Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going — Masha Mezz
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list — Hussein Nishah
A relationship is meant for two persons only. Unfortunately some bitches don't know how to count — Avalon
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I was programmed. — Hussein Nishah
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. — Hussein Nishah
Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff — Hussein Nishah

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301 authors contributed a total of 519 Sarcasm Quotes, led by these top contributors: