Sarcasm Quotes
- Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look my way. — Pretty Ladii
- Throwing fertilizer at these hoes so they can grow the f*ck up! — Pretty Ladii
- With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii
- LOL is full of sarcasm! — Jojoo
- Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia
- Lets play how rude can I be until you realize I don't like you — Persia
- What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you've fooled me, what's behind that blur? Is it an umbrella? An… — Persia
- Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... Made myself a sandwich. — Persia
- Physics would have been much easier if... Tree had fallen on newton's head instead of the apple — LyLe
- Sometimes the things we say sarcastically, are what were really thinking deep down. — Ritu Ghatourey
- You don't give me butterflies, you give me caterpillars. — Yasmine Karrit
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs bicycle — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you. — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Some days I do not have the strength to get out of bed, then I am reminded why I have to. Bills. — Michael Kilby
- My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning — Ritu Ghatourey
- It's 3am and your phone rings *bring bring* your tired so you sludge and grab the phone with droopy eyes and you sleepy voice you… — Tamika-leeigh
- My sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think I'm stupid. — Nikhil Saluja
- I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's probably your fault! — Hemant Smarty
- Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a whole lot more… — Richie Parker