Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 295 authors

I would agree but we would both be wrong. — Shine
Treat me like a joke, I'll leave you like it's funny. — Amber
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. — Amber
Every woman needs a man that will ruin their lipstick and not their mascara. (Sarcasm) — Amber
If you really listen...you can hear the sound of no one caring. — Tim Walters
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? — Psyche_Zeroh
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination. — Psyche_Zeroh
You make me want to puke. (In a good way!) — Psyche_Zeroh
It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words. — Psyche_Zeroh
Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter. — Psyche_Zeroh
Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time. — Psyche_Zeroh
The earth is full. Go home. — Psyche_Zeroh
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? — Psyche_Zeroh
So, you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Well, some people don't have a Mother on Mother's Day. Or, a Father on Father's Day.… — Psyche_Zeroh
You know your childhood is pretty much over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the f*cking couch. — Psyche_Zeroh
Person: YOU GET ON MY F*CKING NERVES! Me: So you're gonna caps-lock me to death? — Psyche_Zeroh
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre
I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to pissed off homophobes — Kurt Cobain
Being fat lowers your chance of getting kidnapped. — Pretty Ladii

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