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Sarcasm Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
- My sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think I'm stupid.
- I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror...
- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- If someone doesn't like me, that's fine. It just means one less person I have to be nice to.
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- Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman
- Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. — Ambrose Bierce
- The covers of this book are too far apart. — Ambrose Bierce
- Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. — Ambrose Bierce
- Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. — Victor Borge