"Im the kind of person who thinks that……" — Cellan Slarcas
"Im the kind of person who thinks that sarcasm should be bottled and sold in department stores."
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15 Quotes by Cellan Slarcas
Cellan Slarcas has 15 quotes on this site.
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When they told us about the land of milk and honey, no one mentioned the stinking cow dung and angry…
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Boys will be boys...and the rest of the world can go on pretending that's a good thing.
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When life gives you lemons... you draw faces on them and pretend they're the president... you attempt to knock the…
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Men and women are not equal, and they will never be, until a man has experienced the labors of childbirth.
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Why do some guys like their car more than girls? Well, it may have something to do with them knowing…
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The saying goes, Stick it out, and suck it up! If the first it is taken to be a straw,…
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When someone pushes a thought out of their mind, where does it go?
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I think anyone who can pretend to have a sense of humor long enough, may actually, eventually grow one.
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The closest mankind is ever going to get to time travel is living in the past, living in the moment,…
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The genius of anyone can be questioned if considered alongside the right other someone. Consider Thomas Edison and Bill Gates.
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I listened to the opera the other day, and it gave me a surprising insight into the reason why someone…
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In today's world, whenever someone begins a sentence with, Im sorry, but... Theyre not apologizing, not even remotely. In fact…
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