"When life gives you lemons... you draw faces……" — Cellan Slarcas
"When life gives you lemons... you draw faces on them and pretend they're the president... you attempt to knock the teeth out of the mouth of the prat who brought you the lemons, but forgot the gin... you have life sued for making the wrong delivery."
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Cellan Slarcas
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15 Quotes by Cellan Slarcas
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When they told us about the land of milk and honey, no one mentioned the stinking cow dung and angry…
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Boys will be boys...and the rest of the world can go on pretending that's a good thing.
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Men and women are not equal, and they will never be, until a man has experienced the labors of childbirth.
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Why do some guys like their car more than girls? Well, it may have something to do with them knowing…
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The saying goes, Stick it out, and suck it up! If the first it is taken to be a straw,…
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When someone pushes a thought out of their mind, where does it go?
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I think anyone who can pretend to have a sense of humor long enough, may actually, eventually grow one.
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The closest mankind is ever going to get to time travel is living in the past, living in the moment,…
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The genius of anyone can be questioned if considered alongside the right other someone. Consider Thomas Edison and Bill Gates.
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I listened to the opera the other day, and it gave me a surprising insight into the reason why someone…
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In today's world, whenever someone begins a sentence with, Im sorry, but... Theyre not apologizing, not even remotely. In fact…
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Im the kind of person who thinks that sarcasm should be bottled and sold in department stores.
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