You Lemons Quotes

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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h***… — J.K. Simmons
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies. — Bruce Campbell
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)? — Jack Handey
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee
Itâ€™s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out… — Louise Hay
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.... — Ron White
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal
When life give you lemons you probably just found lemons. — Unknown Author
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover
If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand. — Elizabeth Gilbert
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. — Conan O'Brien
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have… — Ron White
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson
A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris. — Chris Rose
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give… — Cassandra Clare
When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres
when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver — Reba McEntire

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