"When life gives you lemons... choke on them……" — Scott Adams

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• I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your… — Arthur Ashe
• There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me letters all the time. — Alec Baldwin
• I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the… — Julie Burchill
• My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard… — Maya Angelou
• If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well.… — Eddie Izzard
• That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible… — Learned Hand
• Nowadays not even a suicide kills himself in desperation. Before taking the step he deliberates so long and so carefully… — Soren Kierkegaard
• We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell. — Lee Trevino
• He who owns a wood of proper land in this country, and, in the face of all the personal riches… — Andrew Jackson Downing
• From the heart of this fountain of delights wells up some bitter taste to choke them even amid the flowers. — Lucretius
• If one holds these high principles clearly before one's eyes, and compares them with the life and spirit of our… — Albert Einstein
• Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing… — Ben Jonson

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