Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

18 Life Gives You Lemons quotes by 17 unique authors

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h***… — J.K. Simmons
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies. — Bruce Campbell
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out… — Louise Hay
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.... — Ron White
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal
When life give you lemons you probably just found lemons. — Unknown Author
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover
If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand. — Elizabeth Gilbert
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. — Conan O'Brien
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have… — Ron White
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson
A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris. — Chris Rose
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give… — Cassandra Clare
When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres
when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver — Reba McEntire
I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the… — Cate Tiernan

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