Gives You Lemons Quotes

50 quotes by 41 authors

• When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h***… — J.K. Simmons
• When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies. — Bruce Campbell
• It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out… — Louise Hay
• If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.... — Ron White
• If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal
• When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover
• If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand. — Elizabeth Gilbert
• If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. — Conan O'Brien
• I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have… — Ron White
• When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite
• When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson
• A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris. — Chris Rose
• When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give… — Cassandra Clare
• When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres
• when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver — Reba McEntire
• I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the… — Cate Tiernan
• When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here. — James Brady
• If life gives you apples, eat them. If life gives you lemons, throw them at a wall and say 'the heck with that!' — Unknown Author
• If life gives you lemons - make grapejuice. Then sit back and let people wonder how you did it. — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Gives You Lemons Quotes

41 authors contributed a total of 50 Gives You Lemons Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 6 Gives You Lemons Quotes by Unknown Author
• 2 Gives You Lemons Quotes by Atmosphere
• 2 Gives You Lemons Quotes by Ron White
• 1 Gives You Lemons Quote by Savannah Smith
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• 1 Gives You Lemons Quote by Shaun Linen
• 1 Gives You Lemons Quote by J.K. Simmons
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• 1 Gives You Lemons Quote by Bruce Campbell
• 1 Gives You Lemons Quote by Michael Naputi
• 1 Gives You Lemons Quote by Louise Hay
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• 1 Gives You Lemons Quote by Gurbaksh Chahal
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