Gives You Lemons Quotes
50 quotes by 41 authors
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h***…
— J.K. Simmons
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When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
— Bruce Campbell
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It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out…
— Louise Hay
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade....
— Ron White
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If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
— Gurbaksh Chahal
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When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
— Colleen Hoover
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If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
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If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
— Conan O'Brien
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have…
— Ron White
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
— Cathy Guisewite
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
— Bill Watterson
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A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.
— Chris Rose
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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
— Scott Adams
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give…
— Cassandra Clare
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When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.
— Ellen DeGeneres
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when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver
— Reba McEntire
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I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the…
— Cate Tiernan
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.
— James Brady
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If life gives you apples, eat them. If life gives you lemons, throw them at a wall and say 'the heck with that!'
— Unknown Author
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If life gives you lemons - make grapejuice. Then sit back and let people wonder how you did it.
— Unknown Author
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