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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
— W.C. Fields
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons,…
— J.K. Simmons
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When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
— Bruce Campbell
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
— Jack Handey
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When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
— Anna Lee
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It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are…
— Louise Hay
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade....
— Ron White
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If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
— Gurbaksh Chahal
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When life give you lemons you probably just found lemons.
— Unknown Author
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When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
— Colleen Hoover
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If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
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If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
— Conan O'Brien
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