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- You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.
- Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start…
- I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab…
- Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom of the letter.…
- I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God,…
- I don't know what people are scared of...maybe they think their children will be influenced by gay marriage, but I've got to tell you, I…
- I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make me any less…
- It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they are…
- I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.
- I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory…
- My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
- So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship - it's actually easier…
- I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided…
- But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all…
- I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if…
- I collect old portraits. They're all just interesting pictures of people, and you just kind of wonder who they were and what they were. There's…
- I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's the mayor of some…
- I know that every time I list something that I am, I am potentially alienating a whole group of people. Publicists and managers will encourage…
- I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys…
- No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny -…
- You know, radio DJ's must really love to talk to theirselves. Especially when they have the graveyard shift. 'Hey this is Ellen with 89.1. It…
- Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a…
- Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about…
- You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my…
- Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each…
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