"Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are.……" — Ellen DeGeneres
"Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science."
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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