Funny Jokes Quotes

20 quotes by 10 authors

I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I've now accepted it. Basically, I… — Daniel Radcliffe
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they… — Thom Yorke
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny… — Jack Handey
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so… — Daniel Tosh
Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each… — Ellen DeGeneres
The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Monu. He wrote… — Troublemaker
Man bought a Shampoo bottle and asked the sales man for free gift Salesman: There is no gift for this Man: Dont cheat me, its… — Troublemaker
A little boy asks a driver: - Could you give me a ride, please? Im late for school. - But Im heading in the opposite… — Troublemaker
A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and says, Is that… — Troublemaker
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That was… — Troublemaker
A Guy Went To a Restaurant, He Wanted To See the Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, Bring The Syllabus — Troublemaker
What Is The Relation Ship Is Between Cafes And Bars? Simple Most Of The Love Stories Start At Cafes And End At Bars — Troublemaker
Friends are like fishes. You have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught you. so better… — Troublemaker
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?! Boy… — Troublemaker
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he… — Troublemaker
There was a family that had a parrot that was always embarrassing them by cussing and other stuff like that. So one day the boy… — Troublemaker
What does a woman and a kfc meal have in common???? once ur done with the breast legs and thighs u still ahave a greasy… — Angel
Fruit Loops Are The Gay Cheerios. — Sadeez-Care
What is beautiful funny Jokes, After Login, I Chose Quote Icon But Seems Error Like Page Not Found , but other User see that I… — Mak_786
Two most honest people in this world:drunk people and little kids — Bakare

Who Wrote These Funny Jokes Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 20 Funny Jokes Quotes as follows: