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- I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I've now accepted… — Daniel Radcliffe
- I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I… — Thom Yorke
- It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he… — Jack Handey
- I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those… — Daniel Tosh
- Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny… — Ellen DeGeneres
- The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except… — Troublemaker
- Man bought a Shampoo bottle and asked the sales man for free gift Salesman: There is no gift for this Man: Dont… — Troublemaker
- A little boy asks a driver: - Could you give me a ride, please? Im late for school. - But Im heading… — Troublemaker
- A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and… — Troublemaker
- A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her… — Troublemaker
- A Guy Went To a Restaurant, He Wanted To See the Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter,… — Troublemaker
- What Is The Relation Ship Is Between Cafes And Bars? Simple Most Of The Love Stories Start At Cafes And End At… — Troublemaker