"It's probably not a good idea to be……" — Jack Handey

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• Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
• On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of… — Cecil Beaton
• Don't let your special character and values, the secret that you know and no one else does, the truth -… — Aesop
• Whenever you drop something by fight, it is never dropped. You can drop smoking by fighting, and then you will… — Rajneesh
• A meditator cannot smoke, for the simple reason that he never feels nervous, in anxiety, in tension. Smoking helps -… — Rajneesh
• America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco. — Unknown Author
• I love controlling a race, chewing up an opponent. Let's get down and dirty. Let's fight it out. It's raw,… — Adam Goucher
• I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come… — Jennifer Lawrence
• It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy. — Padma Lakshmi
• Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I… — John Candy
• I wouldn't treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was… — Alice Englert
• I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else — Alan Ladd

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