Toothpick Quotes

17 quotes by 16 authors

A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of a tiger. — Yamamoto Tsunetomo
Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture. — Stan Albeck
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny… — Jack Handey
I can snap your spine like a toothpick. — Dave Barry
It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick. — Louis Kronenberger
Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick — Charles Petzold
...When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers, then ended in… — J R Ward
To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire learned positively nothing,… — Kristin Cashore
Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!" Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me glare harder. "No,… — Mira Grant
Would you leave me alone, you walking pair of boots! Let go of my easel, you refugee from a luggage factory. If you need some… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Could you please explain to me exactly what the staff is that you carry?" Cronus proudly held the symbol of his power and authority aloft.… — Stuart Hill
Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now! — Jennifer Estep
Jasmine smirke at the weapon in my hand. "That little toothpick won't save you, Gypsy." "Touthpick?" Vic muttered in an indignant voice. â€œDid she just… — Jennifer Estep
There is no dignity in a crying toothpick. — Obert Skye
I remember growing up always loving the guitar. I used to love to watch the people play on the Country Western shows on TV. My… — Carl Wilson
Fed investigation say a nigga sold 2 bricks Police allegations say I whooped em with a pool stick Red wearin make-up, yea I had to… — Gucci Mane
I'm not Nicole Richie. I'm not like a toothpick, and I never will be. I'm just a regular looking person and that's okay. It's taken… — Mandy Moore

Who Wrote These Toothpick Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 17 Toothpick Quotes as follows: