Toothpick Quotes by Jack Handey

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• A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of… — Yamamoto Tsunetomo
• Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture. — Stan Albeck
• It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he… — Jack Handey
• I can snap your spine like a toothpick. — Dave Barry
• It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick. — Louis Kronenberger
• Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick — Charles Petzold
• ...When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers,… — J R Ward
• To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire… — Kristin Cashore
• Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!" Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me… — Mira Grant
• Would you leave me alone, you walking pair of boots! Let go of my easel, you refugee from a luggage factory. If… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Could you please explain to me exactly what the staff is that you carry?" Cronus proudly held the symbol of his power… — Stuart Hill
• Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now! — Jennifer Estep

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