"When you have bacon in your mouth, it……" — Louis C. K.
"When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president."
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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…
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More Bacon Quotes
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I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me…
— James M. Barrie
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England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high…
— Bill Bryson
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I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it…
— Anne Burrell
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
— Jim Gaffigan
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Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Meek young men grow up in libraries, believing it their duty to accept the views which Cicero, which Locke, which…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Science is not a system of certain, or -established, statements; nor is it a system which steadily advances towards a…
— Karl Popper
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I have said that science is impossible without faith. ... Inductive logic, the logic of Bacon, is rather something on…
— Norbert Wiener
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But, as Bacon has well pointed out, truth is more likely to come out of error, if this is clear…
— William Bayliss
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This boulder seemed like a curious volume, regularly paged, with a few extracts from older works. Bacon tells us that…
— Archibald Geikie
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Bacon first taught the world the true method of the study of nature, and rescued science from that barbarism in…
— Thomas Young
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I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every…
— Dusty Baker
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