Toothpicks Quotes
27 quotes by 25 authors
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A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of a tiger.
— Yamamoto Tsunetomo
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He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.
— Douglas William Jerrold
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Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture.
— Stan Albeck
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It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny…
— Jack Handey
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[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks and silver sugar…
— Edna St. Vincent Millay
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I can snap your spine like a toothpick.
— Dave Barry
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It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick.
— Louis Kronenberger
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When God's people are removed from this earth, you might as well try to dam up Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stem the flood…
— Vance Havner
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Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick
— Charles Petzold
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You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.
— Billy Sunday
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Up there we see everything, Oakland to the left, El Cerrito and Richmond to the right, Marin forward, over the Bay, Berkeley below, all red…
— Dave Eggers
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
— George Carlin
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...When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers, then ended in…
— J R Ward
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To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire learned positively nothing,…
— Kristin Cashore
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Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!" Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me glare harder. "No,…
— Mira Grant
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Would you leave me alone, you walking pair of boots! Let go of my easel, you refugee from a luggage factory. If you need some…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.
— James Patterson
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Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of the sides, preferably…
— Raymond Chandler
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Could you please explain to me exactly what the staff is that you carry?" Cronus proudly held the symbol of his power and authority aloft.…
— Stuart Hill
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Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now!
— Jennifer Estep
Who Wrote These Toothpicks Quotes
25 authors contributed a total of 27 Toothpicks Quotes as follows: