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Toothpicks Quotes by Jennifer Estep
- Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now!
- Jasmine smirke at the weapon in my hand. "That little toothpick won't save you, Gypsy." "Touthpick?" Vic muttered in an indignant voice. “Did she just…
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- A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of… — Yamamoto Tsunetomo
- He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. — Douglas William Jerrold
- Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture. — Stan Albeck
- It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he… — Jack Handey
- [on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
- I can snap your spine like a toothpick. — Dave Barry
- It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick. — Louis Kronenberger
- When God's people are removed from this earth, you might as well try to dam up Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to… — Vance Havner
- Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick — Charles Petzold
- You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land. — Billy Sunday
- Up there we see everything, Oakland to the left, El Cerrito and Richmond to the right, Marin forward, over the Bay, Berkeley… — Dave Eggers
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?… — George Carlin