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I’m on the benevolent side of antisocial. I don’t mind people, but I’d prefer not to have a lot of them around.
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I'm not hurt. I'm pissed off and sexually frustrated.
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Souls were the same. They, too, had useless baggage that impeded their proper performance, these annoying, holier-than-thou bits dangling like an appendix…
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You know, you sound like birds when you do that chuckle thing. It's nice. Over to the left, Vishous put his head…
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Blay said yet again, that old, familiar voice cutting through all of those years of rejection and judgment, giving him not just…
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If sex were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese.
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I was dead until you found me, though I breathed. I was sightless, though I could see. And then you came...and I…
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Besides, you think I'm not used to hurting? For me, it's home sweet home, my brother.
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Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage…
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You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!
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I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say,…
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Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable…
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A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of…
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He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.
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Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture.
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It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he…
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[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks…
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I can snap your spine like a toothpick.
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It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick.
— Louis Kronenberger
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When God's people are removed from this earth, you might as well try to dam up Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to…
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Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick
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You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.
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Up there we see everything, Oakland to the left, El Cerrito and Richmond to the right, Marin forward, over the Bay, Berkeley…
— Dave Eggers
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?…
— George Carlin
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