"You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire.……" — J R Ward

"You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!"

Disneyland Quotes Evolutionary Quotes Evolutionary Lottery Quotes Go Quotes Inspirational Quotes Let Quotes Lottery Quotes Vampire Quotes Won Quotes

461 Quotes by J R Ward

J R Ward has 461 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I’m on the benevolent side of antisocial. I don’t mind people, but I’d prefer not to have a lot of…
I'm not hurt. I'm pissed off and sexually frustrated.
Souls were the same. They, too, had useless baggage that impeded their proper performance, these annoying, holier-than-thou bits dangling like…
You know, you sound like birds when you do that chuckle thing. It's nice. Over to the left, Vishous put…
Blay said yet again, that old, familiar voice cutting through all of those years of rejection and judgment, giving him…
If sex were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese.
I was dead until you found me, though I breathed. I was sightless, though I could see. And then you…
Besides, you think I'm not used to hurting? For me, it's home sweet home, my brother.
Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall…
I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her…
Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a…
All right, then, her first rule for the rest of her days: no more looking outside for definitions. She might…

See all 461 quotes by J R Ward »

More Disneyland Quotes

This quote is filed under Disneyland Quotes, one of 112 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous,… — Jean Baudrillard
You can go at the premiere it's at Disneyland. — Emily Blunt
You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like… — Steve Carell
I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland… — Anjelica Huston
Hollywood and Disneyland are the legacy of Europe's cultural imperialism. We gave them nursery rhymes and they gave back film.… — Richey Edwards
One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love… — Bobby Sherman
Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?' — Chris Colfer
Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the… — Conan O'Brien
My family achieved success not in spite of, but because of the American system of taxation. After all, without reliable… — Unknown Author
Nobody likes being criticised, particularly by players who will be in Disneyland this summer on their holidays rather than the… — Phil Thompson
Disneyland is Vegas for children. — Tom Waits
I would say that Mickey Mouse has a greater influence on the American public than Shakespeare, Milton, Dante, Rabelais, Shostakovitch,… — Charles Bukowski

See all 112 Disneyland Quotes »