Knock Knock Quotes

31 quotes by 29 authors

• Knock, Knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive...ooh. I love you, too," he said, figuring it out. "You can tell me that one anytime you… — Jean Ferris
• Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke. — Stephen Colbert
• I think it's worth trying to be a mother who delights in who her children are, in their knock-knock jokes and earnest questions. A mother… — Ayelet Waldman
• Knock, knock. You have the day to hide. Come nightfall, we hunt. (Desiderius) Yeah, yeah...you and your little dog, too. (Kyrian) You're not scared of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if… — Chuck Palahniuk
• Knock! knock! who's there? me! me who? that's right? what's right? meehoo! that's what I want to know! what's what you want to know? me… — Shel Silverstein
• Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time) Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time) Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time) One… — Justin Bieber
• Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each… — Ellen DeGeneres
• Here it comes," she said with an expression of pure bliss. "Drug rush ... any moment now ... the surge of warmth ... bye-bye, Mr.… — Becca Fitzpatrick
• Knock-knock, motherfucker. — Jenny Lawson
• Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo] That’s easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola] A bud of amusement had her… — Gena Showalter
• Only you Can open up my heart boy Only you Can open up my heart boy If ya Knock Knock... — TreasurePrincess
• Knock! Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fear? Fear!! Terror!!! — IOamlad
• Knock knock whose there? Doctor Docter who? thats me — Alice Jane
• Boy:-knock Knock, Girl:-whose there... Boy:-marry... Girl:-Marry who?? boy:-marry me please!!! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament
• Knock knock who's there it me april who april fool — Demon Kid
• Girl: I'm pregnant Boy: knock knock Girl: *Pissed* THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES! Boy: knock knock Girl: *Sigh* Who's there? Boy: No Girl: No who?… — Evan Ceaser
• When I met you girl my heart went knock knock, Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop. — Justin Bieber
• Soon as we get started making love, going harder I hear a knock, knock knocking on the wall. — Trey Songz
• I hear a knock, knock knocking on the wall. — Trey Songz

Who Wrote These Knock Knock Quotes

29 authors contributed a total of 31 Knock Knock Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Knock Knock Quotes by Justin Bieber
• 2 Knock Knock Quotes by Trey Songz
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Damian Coleman
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Jay Z
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Jean Ferris
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Stephen Colbert
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Ayelet Waldman
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Shel Silverstein
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Jenny Lawson
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Gena Showalter
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by TreasurePrincess
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by IOamlad
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Alice Jane
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Junior Dè Rèál Testament
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Demon Kid
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Evan Ceaser
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Kid Cudi
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Pretty Ricky
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Mike Posner
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Kevin Boggs
• 1 Knock Knock Quote by Deezy Da Dreadhead