Cellan Slarcas Quotes

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• When they told us about the land of milk and honey, no one mentioned the stinking cow dung and angry bees!!
• Boys will be boys...and the rest of the world can go on pretending that's a good thing.
• When life gives you lemons... you draw faces on them and pretend they're the president... you attempt to knock the teeth out of the mouth…
• Men and women are not equal, and they will never be, until a man has experienced the labors of childbirth.
• Why do some guys like their car more than girls? Well, it may have something to do with them knowing that if they were to…
• The saying goes, Stick it out, and suck it up! If the first it is taken to be a straw, what is the second it?
• When someone pushes a thought out of their mind, where does it go?
• I think anyone who can pretend to have a sense of humor long enough, may actually, eventually grow one.
• The closest mankind is ever going to get to time travel is living in the past, living in the moment, and contemplating the future.
• The genius of anyone can be questioned if considered alongside the right other someone. Consider Thomas Edison and Bill Gates.
• I listened to the opera the other day, and it gave me a surprising insight into the reason why someone would invent a device such…
• In today's world, whenever someone begins a sentence with, Im sorry, but... Theyre not apologizing, not even remotely. In fact they're probably just about to…
• Im the kind of person who thinks that sarcasm should be bottled and sold in department stores.
• Why do people picture hell as this endless mass of naked bodies writhing in agony? That is like, so extreme, and, well, partial. Some people…
• In my line of work, I sometimes ask for peoples opinions on a subject. When they give it to me, I throw it out the…

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