Gin Quotes

122 quotes by 100 authors

Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket, Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let the hoes that I used… — Tupac Shakur
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P.J. O'Rourke
I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever… — John Cheever
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like the… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs. — Thomas Stearns Eliot
When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness. — Ernest Thesiger
What signifies, says some one, giving halfpence to beggars? they only lay it out in gin or tobacco. "And why should they be denied such… — Hester Lynch Piozzi
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. — Erma Bombeck
Night and gin and music-the right setting for peeling off the thin clinging layers of bullshit and finding one's way down closer to the essential… — John D. MacDonald
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in / There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic… — Billy Joel
Work is the only answer. I have three rules to live by. One, get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink… — Ray Bradbury
I really need a gin and tonic. — Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall
A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice Â and nothing else. — Raymond Chandler
I'm hooked on gin and tonics like your mama's Hooked on Phonics. — Tash
Art for art's sake makes no more sense than gin for gin's sake. — W. Somerset Maugham
Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef and gin! — Julia Child
All the way out I listen to the car AM radio, bad lyrics of trailer park love, gin and tonic love, strobe light love, lost… — Lorrie Moore
Some day, I suppose it's possible for someone to be a better No Limit Hold'em player than me. I doubt it, but it could happen.… — Stu Ungar
Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight? — Fats Waller

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