Gin Quotes

122 quotes by 96 authors

A good book holds you down. Itâ€™s an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic. — Roy Blount, Jr.
TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world… — Garrison Keillor
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is… — Bernard DeVoto
Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife. Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. But as we go our sordid… — Tom Lehrer
The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without a taste of… — Charles Gavan Duffy
The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women. — George Bernard Shaw
I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success is behind me.… — Elizabeth Gilbert
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think… — Ogden Nash
In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic. — P.J. O'Rourke
Would it not be prudent to get our civilization tools together, and see how much stock is left on hand in the way of Glass… — Mark Twain
The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire. — Winston Churchill
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best. — Phyllis Diller
My grammar be's ebonics, gin tonics, and chronic. — Nelly
I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic. — Denis Thatcher
You don't see a lot of difference between the Gin Blossoms and the Byrds. — Steve Forbert
Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't… — Tupac Shakur
I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead. — Warren Zevon
It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away. — Ludacris
One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them. — Bob Dylan
Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice. — Snoop Dogg

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