Gin Quotes

122 quotes by 96 authors

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think… — Gram Parsons
There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin. — Billy Joel
They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin. — Lou Reed
Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin. — Jimmy Buffett
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica. — Adam Sandler
The right to be a cussed fool Is safe from all devices human, It's common (ez a gin'I rule) To every critter born of woman. — James Russell Lowell
The glowworm shows the matin to be near And gins to pale his uneffectual fire. — William Shakespeare
Democrats don't have reasons for people to vote for them. They're just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition. And it's just… — Rush Limbaugh
I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds… — Simon Jordan
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. — Phyllis Diller
The mob taught me how to play gin rummy. — Shirley MacLaine
He was conscious of nothing except the blankness of the page in front of him, the itching of the skin above his ankle, the blaring… — George Orwell
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — C S Forester
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of… — Anne Lamott
Jules says there are three things that make you a grown-up: an eight-piece set of matching dishes; gin, vodka and whiskey in the house; and… — Jane Green
Gin a body meet a body Coming thro' the rye, Gin a body kiss a bodyâ€” Need a body cry? — Robert Burns
I guess the difference between Gin and me is that when Gin got shut in the barn she thought Edmond didn't love her anymore but… — Meg Rosoff
Poets often describe love as an emotion that we can't control, one that overwhelms logic and common sense. That's what it was like for me.… — Nicholas Sparks
Some colored people so scared of whitefolks they claim to love the cotton gin. — Alice Walker
His brow is seamed with line and scar; His cheek is red and dark as wine; The fires as of a Northern star Beneath his… — Walter de La Mare

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