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Sarcasm Quotes by George Carlin
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
More Sarcasm Quotes
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson
- A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. — Burt Bacharach
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes
- Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. — George Ade
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
- Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman
- Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. — Ambrose Bierce
- The covers of this book are too far apart. — Ambrose Bierce
- Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. — Ambrose Bierce
- Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. — Victor Borge