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- Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to…
- The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on…
- I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me -…
- Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
- People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
- I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
- I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
- Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!
- I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.
- You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
- If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
- No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
- If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.
- Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You…
- As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
- If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
- If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
- I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
- Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
- I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.
- Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
- Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
- God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
- I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
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